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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:47

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
No go.
share office space ...
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?
No way
No, not a chance
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Does eating bread before bed make you fat? If so, why?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Is it true that Jehovah's witnesses once thought the world would end in 1975?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?